Stallion Ad Bloopers
Some of the funniest Stallion ad bloopers Equine Legal Solutions has come across.
By Rachel Kosmal McCart
What Exactly is Being Offered Here?
“Fresh and frozen seaman available.”
“The third rebreading will be 50% off.”
“Live Cover only, pasture/stall breeding.”
Unusual Attributes
“Cutting, riening, cow working trained.”
“He came into existence as a key ingredient to bring back the mythical stallion Pegasus.”
“His body appears to be built to climb mountains.”
“Might have more fans on his Facebook page from Europe than the USA.”
“A well bread Arabian Stallion.”
Unusual Offspring
“FAOLS HAVE PLACED VERY WELL IN HALTER.”
“He has bred bit nothing registered.”
“He throws great confirmation.”
He Loves the Ladies
“Our breeding season for us is all year.”
“He is now ready to Stud your mares.”
“His golden blonde mane, tail and forelock and blue eyes foreshadow his amorous stallion side. “
“Only being offered to his new partner, as I am retiring from the breeding aspect, and he would prefer to continue.”
“Just figured out he is a stallion when he saw our Shire near the barn.”
Exclusive Breeding Program
“I will breed grade mares, but they must be proven as good stock horses, not just a pasture puff in your backyard.”
Good Luck Trying to Handle Him!
“He has bred mares by hand as well. Just became easier more recently to pasture breed.”
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Written by: Rachel Kosmal McCart
Rachel Kosmal McCart is a lifelong horsewoman and the founder of Equine Legal Solutions, PC, an equine law firm based in the Portland, Oregon area. Rachel is a member of the New York, California, Oregon and Washington State bars and is admitted to practice before the U.S. District Court for the District of Oregon and the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California. Rachel currently competes in three-day eventing.
